Title:U.S. Likely to Keep the Reins on Fannie and Freddie
As you might have noticed, there has been an increase in the amount of smelly homeless people on the subways. If you have never seen a fat putrid man jerk off in public, this might be your year! This is because the economy sucks right now, you might even get robbed too, or shanked...or both as they commonly occurs in pairs. You also might be aware that you, or 1 out of every 3 people you know is laid-off. We are in a huge social dilemma, partly thanks to Fannie and Freddie.
But who is this couple that causes destruction,hates little girls, puppies, and babies, and probably eats them? I went to Google images to commence my search...
When I saw this image, the financial crisis made sense. Fannie and Freddie were these monsters that relied on mortgages for food. After eating so many mortgages, they had to be captured and put under strict supervision. But why preserve them you ask? Why not destroy Fannie and Freddie? The answer is simple. When nuclear weapons are not an option and King Kong, or even, God forbid, Mothra come to town, who will defend us? We can't live with or without Fannie and Freddie.
Currently, these two giant beasts are being closely monitored by the government. They have lost their independent spirit for the time being because they cannot be trusted. If they are not regulated, they will continue to eat mortgages and babies. President Obama believes that we have to regulate these big financial institutions to prevent future economic fall-outs.
If only we listened to 90's Hip Hop dynamo, Warren G; He's been preaching regulation for years.
The Fannie and Freddie debacle brings us to the age old question, can humans and dinosaurs coexist. To many of our conservative and religious observers this question might be irrelevant, but this image suggests otherwise (see picture below).
Or, perhaps Jesus was a dinosaur.
Either way, science has proven without a doubt, that dinosaurs have existed at some time. Whether they exist with humans, or God was in fact a dinosaur himself, remains to be proven. What we do know however, is that if in fact there were such creatures as dinosaurs, we owe them for the surplus of fossil fuels that has shaped our current society.
Until next time...
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